Thursday, October 1, 2009

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BY THE WAY NEW HAIR!

I really don't understand Titus. So my mom passed me my allowance in 50s, and I sheepishly passed him $150. He thought I wanted him to help me save this money (long story about the way I do Houdinis with money, if you're a friend you should know this).

BUT I was trying to return him money since I've been borrowing, what with having a staggering $2.85 left in my account (question me another time okay? I just spent alot when my cousin was here! And I can't help that before that I HAD to spend all my savings on.. like school things. You MUST wear clothes to school right. Plus I was on a few holidays! You shop on holidays, duh. If I hear "Unsustainable Lifestye" again btw, I'll shoot whoever said it and whoever echos with laughter, then I might shoot myself)

Anyway so this is what happens-

Titus: (snatches $100 and returns me $50, wanting me to recalculate the month's expenditure) Pay me back for the Bintan trip first! I'll pass you the change.

Lea: What? NO?? I'm not asking you to keep that money for me you ass I'm returning it!! For uhh when I like you know.. Take money from you..

Titus: Take what money from me??

Lea: Huh?? Your card what! I've been taking money from it to feed myself what!

Titus: Huh?? What????

Lea: YOU SAID CAN WHAT. THE DBS ONE!!!

Titus: OH! Aiyah please la that one nevermind. Just keep it above $xxxxxxxx! As long as it doesn't go under that amount I don't care how much you take.

Lea: Huh? Then Bintan?

Titus: YA pay me back for Bintan!!!!!!!!

Lea: (small voice) You said you'll pay for me... (thinking "Bastard!") I have $10 notes upstairs pass you later.

Titus: Ok take this money back. Don't forget about the Bintan money later!

What the hell, I tried to return $150 (which is um.. maybe a bit less than what I took from you) but you don't care but you're so pissy over $60! DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO YOU???