1. Get to beach for some stupid fun, before checking into the villa :)
2. Get buggy.
3. Try drifting with the buggy.
4. Nearly topple and die, stop drifting.
(Also, spend all the time searching for extra buggies to steal and race with)
5. Gain highest speed.
6. Stop on slope.
7. Hit accelerator.
8. Crash headfirst into 2 or 3 metre deep ditch.
9. Scramble out.
10. Figure out how to get buggy out of ditch.
11. Start laughing.
12. Hear Darren shout "FUCK LA GUYS!" as he crawls out completely forgotten and injured.
(He runs back to villa for aid alone, the guys follow minutes later)
13. Rush him to clinic for stitches.
14. Get back, realize half the day is wasted (Stupid service).
15. Start drinking.
16. Do stupid jumps off the staircases.
17. Strip the day-after-birthday boy Matthew.
18. Set his ass on fire with party sprays.
19. Do not help him (besides Terry), just stand around and laugh for a good five seconds. Burn yourself while at it.
20. After fire is put out, sneak into the empty villa (which is probably haunted)
21. Use the pool. (Lose bandage on head)
22. Try to drown your friend.
23. When that fails, kick him in the balls. Hard.
(Do not stop stealing buggies at all, such that the security officers begin looking for the Buggy Thief)
24. Go back to villa.
25. Pose for manly shots by awesome female photographer (hahaha)
26. Do all the "Private album" things.
27. Try to set the tree on fire.
28. Green spray can begins fizzing instead
29. Throw green can around in panic
30. Paint the floor, carpet, tables and electronics green.
31. Clean up.
32. Crash asleep from the craziest day ever.
33. Wake up for breakfast.
34. Break Hosan and Matthew's door lock when trying to attack them for still sleeping
35. After breakfast, visit crappy town with nothing to buy in it.
36. Head back quickly to get to the beach
37. Get to beach
38. Round Two of the Naked Race
39. Bury your friend in sand.
40. Leave him there.
41. Cover his eyes.
42. Call an innocent cute kid over to help
43. Sunburn his lips.
44. Contemplate leaving him there by himself since he wouldn't know anyways
45. Ask him to start trying to get out while sitting on him.
46. Take army showers in a public toilet.
47. Rush to the public pool to swim and clean the sand off.
48. Wash your slippers in the public pool.
49. Nap.
50. Fight over a clam that Ambrose declares as "Pretending to be dead"
51. Play with every metaphorical idea of "Cock" you can think up.
52. Lick a durian-flavored _______
53. Decide to cut Darren's hair.
54. Fail to find an electric shaver.
55. Take out steak knife instead and scare Darren off.
56. Call room service for scissors.
57. Rip up cigarettes and start packing a special blend.
58. Let the master stylists begin.
58. Darren's hair is perfect thanks to Titus, Amb and Matt.
59. Start the drinking games.
60. Try to set tree on fire.
61. When that fails, find bugs, lizards and glasses to flame-throw.
62. Get piss drunk.
63. Take buggy out to go to Silk nightclub.
64. Practise scandinavian flicks.
65. Silk is dead, go to the golf course instead.
66. Drive with headlights off to not get caught.
67. Have your friends scare you when they flash lights at you.
68. Get caught by security no thanks to the scare.
69. Get chased off golf course.
70. The buggy thief races off as security comes right at him.
71. Go back to villa.
72. Crash the replacement buggy into 1m deep drain.
73. Drag buggy out.
74. Smoke your way out of it with the security officers.
75. Head to haunted villa for swim.
76. Go back, don't bathe, and crash.
77. Wake up late.
78. The villa is a wreck, you barbarians.
79. Go banana-boating.
80. Kick the only one without balls in the groin.
81. Head to public pool for drinks.
82. Forgot cash, try to run off without paying for the drinks.
83. Get caught, charge it to the room.
84. Walk off to Haunted villa for final dip.
85. Realize the haunted villa's pool is f dirty, looks like someone died in it.
86. Go to next villa instead. Really clean.
87. The same escort who caught you crashing the first buggy catches you in the pool that you aren't supposed to be in.
88. "This villa was ready for arrival and they drove here and they say you are still swimming here!"
89. Go back to villa.
90. Puncture the tyre of the new replacement buggy.
91. Do NOT pack up the house, just chuck your stuff in the bag.
92. Head home, completely exhausted.
93. Get caught by ICA even after paying customs for cigs.
94. Get pulled into ICA's room for chewing gum.
95. Somehow, like what happend for the entire trip, get away without terrible consequences and only a sense of fun :)
